Paper Cut

I think when you get a paper cut, it hurts worse than having your finger stabbed. Seriously, for reals. I was putting a rubber band around my file just now, and the file folder sliced my pinky. I mean really. Now, it's bleeding, and I want to scream as many expletives as possible out loud but am afraid of co-workers being on the phone with clients. And yes, I may be preppy and somewhat proper, but just dropping the F-bomb when this happens makes me feel better. Just sayin'......