Cheap Thrill

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Yeah, the kid at Walgreens just got a cheap thrill. I need to remind my self when General Krottendorfer comes to visit that I need to check my clothes before I leave the house. I, like many of you I'm sure, grow up top per se for the week of the general's visit. I'm petite up top; so, my buttondowns fit just right. However, when the visit's a coming those buttons start to get a light tight. This is probably going to be TMI so that's your disclaimer to stop reading now if you don't like TMI. I'm a regular person when it comes to "tinkling". I tinkle in the morning, mid-morning, dinner time, and before bed. That's it. No more than 4x a day, sometimes less. I already went 4x this morning. You know what that means.....nasty Mr. UTI has made a visit. I guess he was missing the General and just had to come join the pity party too. Hmmm, I guess you're wondering why they are both men. Well, they are both PITAs (Pain in the A$$) and get on my nerves. That's just like a man for ya. So, after about the fourth bathroom trip, I decided it was time to take my morning break and head on over to Walgreens. I grab some medicine and a candy bar and head to the check out. A girl's gotta have some chocolate during the visit, right?. It's like the adult version of bubble gum medicine=) So, the cashier couldn't have been older than 19. He's trying to talk me into buying some Oreo brownie. I'm like no thanks don't you see this giant Ghiradelli* chocolate bar I'm buying. As I am looking into down into my purse to grab some cash, I happen to glimpse my the middle of my bra. I, then, realize, oh great the top button of my button down is no longer buttoned. I quickly pull the two sides of the shirt together and get out the cash and hold my purse over my chest. I mean seriously this kid had an upfront, frontal view of my goods. I probably just made his day. So, not only did two unwanted, undesirables come to visit me, I had to go and give the Walgreens kid a peep show plus my co-worker isn't back so I'm swamped in work. And you betcha, I took a time out to write this post. If I didn't, I'd probably go postal today. Today's gotta get better....