Dearest Ex, future/possible SIL, whatevcr you are, boyfriend's brother's girlfriend,
Calling me on Saturday afternoon to inform me that your drunken whatever, my possibly future brother in law, called and told you I said really bad things about you, is not the way to stay on my good side. If you haven't already figured out, I am not going to rat out my boyfriend's brother,
bat shit crazy: Crazy to a degree bordering on complete insanity. The state in which one makes decisions which make the exact opposite of sense
Now, that you are aware of the definition of bat shit crazy, please STOP calling me. You are acting PSYCHO. I'm little, but I'm feisty. If you'd like me to say mean things about you, believe me, I'm as snarky as they come. I can make that happen. Unfortunately, it's just not worth my time. I'm just trying to help a girl out. STOP BEING CRAZY, STOP BEING CRAZY WITH CAPITAL LETTERS CAH-RAZY.
Your ex-boyfriend's brother's girlfriend.
PS-In case, I don't respond to your calls or voicemails immediately or EVER, I have changed your name in my phone to "Don't Answer". So, I will automatically assume that I should not answer and will screen your calls. Then, I will see Don't Answer's left me a voicemail and will delete without listening. Well, this is because if your name is "don't answer", then, there is probably a pretty good reason why your name is listed that way in my phone; so, listening to a whiny voicemail about not being able to voice my opinion is just not something I'm diggin. Ya hear me. Love ya to death. Xoxo kisses and hugs=)